Amy the Pervert

The parrot is kept in my bathroom. She has been there since I-don't-know-when. And all she does is watch people bathe. I really don't like her very much and have on many occassions tried to set her free. However, the rest of my family (except my dad who loves her the most) are doing odd stuff to the bird to see if it survives tomorrow. I, however, am the most kind of the lot. I just flip open the cage door and try to get her to hop out. But you know pet birds, after a while, they can't fly. 

The point of me writing this, is to say that Amy is a pervert. Seriously. She has seen us all naked and its just gross to have an animal watch you bathe. Can you imagine? She makes a lot of cackling when people are bathing, I have no idea why. But most times when I'm the one bathing, she would just hop to the corner of the cage, pause there and stare. 

This morning when I was bathing, I was wondering why I felt this really odd presence just above my head. I looked up and I saw that bird with her small beady scary looking black eyes staring right at me. It was piercing man. No kidding. And I looked back at her and said, 

                 'What you looking at huh, pervert.'

And she just continues. Until I snapped my fingers in front of her face, did she walk away. So she climbed onto her wooden 'branch' and starts cooing away. My family thinks she loves me. 

I think she's just a closet pervert. I really don't like her. :( And I don't like being watched when I'm showering.